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Self-Aware Toaster 3000™

4.2
$499.99$799.99
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The world's first sentient toaster with AI-powered bread judgment technology. Features a high-resolution LED face that displays disappointment when you toast white bread and celebrates whole grain choices. Comes with optional existential crisis mode.

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Total: $499.99

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Key Features

  • 8K OLED facial expression display
  • AI-powered bread quality analysis
  • Sassy voice assistant (12 languages)
  • Automatic eye-roll detection
  • WiFi-enabled for firmware sass updates
  • Comes with therapy coupon for your feelings

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